Yes, yes he is an idiot. But enough about the guy holding the vibe, lets talk about The Maestro fro a second. The Maestro is a waterproof light up vibe is truly the life of the sex party. This 7.5" vibrator features a soft jelly like exteroir with an anti bacterial coating to help keep your vibe and your body clean. The light up tip of the vibe can change to all the colours of the rainbow while the vibe is turned on, and the toy can vibrate at multiple speeds, adjusted by the dial at the bottom. The Maestro is also waterproof, making bath time fun again!